Funny. Chaotic. Perfect for chicken owners with a sense of humor.
Our “I May Look Calm, But In My Head I’ve Pecked You 3 Times” candle combines hilarious farmhouse humor with bold typography and playful chicken artwork customers instantly love. Designed for chicken moms, backyard farmers, homesteaders, and anyone raising tiny feathered dinosaurs, this candle makes the ultimate funny gift for poultry lovers.
Hand-poured in small batches by Two Pup Candle Co., this modern white jar candle blends rustic farmhouse charm with sarcastic personality, making it a standout piece for country boutiques, farm stores, and funny home décor displays.
Why Retailers Love It: • Funny chicken-owner humor customers instantly relate to • Perfect gift for chicken moms & backyard farmers • Rustic farmhouse aesthetic with bold black typography • Great impulse-buy and conversation-starting gift • Perfect for homestead shops, country décor & boutique gifting
Product Details: • 12 oz candle • Hand-poured in small batches • White reusable jar • Bamboo lid included • Clean-burning wax • Farmhouse-inspired typography and chicken artwork • Designed & poured in-house by Two Pup Candle Co.
